Shaved and cut

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Today my owners gave me a hair cut. It was my first time under the scissors. I was scared, but I let them do it. I feel so fluffy and light. My hair was washed, cut and brushed. I don't know why they decided to do this, but I do have to admit I feel like a new man. I hope Miss Kitty likes the new me. I ran past her after my hair cut. She didn't seem very interested. I think she is playing hard to get. Ohh how I love that cat. Wooof wooof. Hey tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I am so excited. My mouth is watering thinking about all that yummy food. I hope my owner's don't forget to make me a plate. I love turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Check out my new picture.

The Dead Mouse Chomp!!!!

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This morning I went outside and did my usual routine. It was dark and rainy in the backyard. I found something extraordinary. It must have been one of Miss Kitty's friends. He was small. He was fluffy. He wasn't moving. I decided to put him in my mouth because he was just so delightful to hold. Anyway, his tail was hanging out of my mouth when my owner started yelling. Actually, my owner started screaming. I kinda ran in the other direction with Miss Kitty's friend. Unfortunately my owner caught me and I dropped the lifeless fluff. I don't understand why my owners seemed angry. I just wanted to chew on Mr. dead mouse for awhile. Hey what's the big frigging deal? I wasn't going to swallow him. Well may be I was. HE HE HE HE Woof. Right now I have been exiled to my create. I wonder what's in store for me?? May be I'll get to spend some quality time with Miss Kitty. (Dream, Dream, ZZZZZZZZZZ) I want to give a shout out to my best friend Buddy. Could You Unlock my create?? Please.

Need A Better Job

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Today I went outside and sprinkled out ice cubes. I have been thinking and have come to the conclusion that I need a better paying job. I like being a professional pillow but I need money to buy Miss Kitty a car and diamonds. Right now I get paid in belly rubs and treats. It's not enough. I need cash or may be credit cards to finance my future with my dream cat. I think if I go to college and get my education she will want me. Miss Kitty is so beautiful.I dream of her all the time, but I think she wants a dog who has a good career and is financial stable. This means I have to establish my self in the world. No more just lying around. May be I could be a lawyer, or doctor or even a stock broker. No I have the perfect profession, a banker. I will be an online investment banker. I will make a ton of money for Miss Kitty. That sounds like a plan. Then I will buy her a automobile and diamonds, tons of diamonds. Picture her with diamond earrings, diamond necklaces, diamond everything. Wow, It makes me smile. Hold on Miss Kitty your diamonds are coming as soon as I finish cleaning myself.

All I Want Is To Marry Miss Kitty!!!!!

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Today is Saturday. I have decided to pop the question to Miss Kitty. I want to marry her and elope to Las Vegas. Las Vegas is a great place because you can get a license in twenty four hours. I hope being a dog won't be a problem. I mean now a days they have same sex marriages. So why can't we have animal marriages. If any tries to stop us I will get a lawyer and take my case to the supreme court. I love that cat. Kitty can drive us to Vegas with her new car and we can spend the weekend there. Look I even got a new hair do for her. When we get to Las Vegas I am going to buy her diamonds. Diamond rings, diamond shoes, diamond boots, diamond everything. (dream, dream, dream). I want my best friend Buddy to be my best dog. If you see Kitty tell her I'm looking for her.

Miss Kitty News

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Today I was locked in my create for three hours. My owners went to Disney on Ice. I think it is a show where people wear costumes and skate around. Silly. Anyway, I overheard from a reliable source that Miss Kitty is trying to get a car or get someone to give her a car donation. I think she is trying to kill me or run away with me. If it is the first one, I'm scared. I mean what did I do to her? Can she drive a car? Can she get car insurance? She is a cat. I have never seen a cat drive or have car insurance. May be she wants to take me out on a date. I do love riding in cars. Hmmm. If that's the case she can look for auto insurance online. She can even get a free car insurance quote if she goes to the right websites. I love Miss Kitty. I would help her out if she would just ask. I have a great idea, she can get a car rental. Then we can drive to Las Vegas and get married. Ohhh. May be when I get my first pay check from being a professional pillow I will get her a diamond necklace as our wedding present. (diamonds, dream, diamonds, dream,auto ride with Kitty)

Professional Pillow

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Today I have decided to get a job. I am not just going to get any old job. I want a job where I can use my intelligence and creative skills for the greater good. This job is is not going to be for the weak of heart. I am going to be a professional pillow. A career that only a few dare to explore. This job is not as easy as it looks. It takes nerves of steel to accomplish. Just observe my picture. Notice how I blend in with the back round and show pride and accomplishment. I feel that I am fully qualified for this career due to my good looks and my radiant personality. Miss Kitty eat your heart out. I know you will want me now.

Kitty Stole My Toy! That Bad Old Kitty!!

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It was ordinary day until I caught Miss Kitty with my new toy. Now usually I wouldn't care because ignorance is bliss. The problem is that I caught her red handed. Look at the picture. I have proof. I wonder if I could sue her in a court of law. If she would be a little nicer to me I would gladly share all of my precious toys with her. OHHH how I wish she would be my mate and cuddle with me. Her fur is so luxurious and soft. I would give her flowers and share my food with her. We could have a family of our own and live happily ever after. I love Miss Kitty. Please don't tell her my secret. I think she likes me too in a weird kind of way. Anyway the owners tried to brush my hair and I in return tried to bite them. I do not like anyone pulling and prodding me in strange places. It's not pleasant.

Thanksgiving

My owners just brought in a giant Thanksgiving Turkey. My stomach is growling. I don't care that it's cold. I just want to sink my teeth into that turkey.I cant wait for Thanksgiving Day. Yum yum. I can smell the cooking now. I guess I have Thanksgiving on my mind. woof woof woof

Toys, Toys, Toys

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I love toys and bones. My favorite toys include a squeak mouse, a chewy red lobster and a green Frisbee. I especially love my lobster. It has these cool arms that I bite on and it makes sounds. I guess Miss Kitty and I have somethings in common. She loves sea food and so do I. I wonder if I could lend her my lobster? May be she will fall madly in love with me and we could get married. (just dreaming) I love that cat.Please don't tell her. I love her silky fur. She is the most beautiful feline in the whole world. Anyway I am in a toy mood. I feel playful and giddy. I think I will snuggle with my lobster and dream of Miss Kitty. Meow woof.

My favorite pee pee place

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Last night I got into a whole lot of trouble. I just don't understand what the big deal is about the carpet. I love that soft comfortable thing on the floor. Damn, I love that carpet so much I just can't help myself. I love to sleep on it. I love to roll on it. I love to jump on it and yes, I love to piss on it. It just feels so good to squat down and put my urine all over it. So what is the big deal? Well according to my owners, that is not a good thing. This is the scoop. They were watching that big black thing called television and I walked over to the carpet and decided it was a good time to let loose. Anyway they started yelling and stuff. I just could not figure out what the heck the deal was. Miss Kitty seems to like stuff too. I heard she likes the closets and leaves special surprise gifts there. She is my kind of girl. Have you seen her??? Let me know :)

I Love My Bone !!!!!!!

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Today my owners got me a new bone. I am so excited. It tastes delicious. Bones are my favorite treat. I love to chew on them. I took a special picture of me and my special bone. Yum yum yum. If you have any extra bones in your house and you don't need them you can send them to me. I know just what to do with them.

Bark, Bark, Bark

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For some strange reason I feel like barking all day. I barked at the leaves. I barked at the FedEx guy. I barked at the wind. I barked at my food dish. I barked at my owners. I barked outside. I barked inside. I barked while I tinkled on the lawn. I barked as I laid my land mines. I barked small barks. I barked large barks. I Just want to bark. Hey, If you see Miss Kitty, tell her I am saving a special scare you so you jump on the ceiling bark just for her. On the other hand, don't tell her. It will be a surprise. Ha Ha ha woof, woof, woof, bark.

Lazy day for me

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Today I woke up, ran outside, made a deposit on the lawn, had breakfast and lounged around. I keep dreaming of Miss Kitty. Have you seen her?

My Belly hurts

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This morning I woke up and did my usual routine. I ran outside pissed on my daddy's lawn and dropped some land mines. I decided to sniff around and found some interesting stuff to put in my mouth. Unfortunately, my belly felt kind of weird when I went back into my house, so I left a gift for my unsuspecting owners. I thought I would share it with you. Enjoy. Hey have you seen my cat?

This is my Arch enemy Miss Kitty. She is a nasty Kitty cat. If you see her let me know. :)

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Today I went outside in my backyard. It was quite cold. I sprinkled the lawn with my morning glory and planted some land mines for the kids. He he he. I was so excited to come back inside for breakfast. yum yum. Right now I am lying on the couch stinking up my owners pillows. yipee.